At
Mommy's Magnificent Mops, you receive only the best service at a reasonable price. Want to have your bangs cut? The owner/stylist will wait until they get in your eyes, become sticky with all the food you eat, and grow almost long enough to touch with your tongue. She saves you money by only trimming once a year!
Relax in the comfortable chair in her kitchen, even though it might mean that you get duped into believing you're about to get a yummy meal. After a few clumsy, awkward strokes of the kitchen scissors, however, your forehead will begin to feel a breeze it hasn't felt in weeks.
If you're not satisfied with the results you get at
Mommy's Magnificent Mops, she'll provide you with a free beverage to quell your anger.
While she doesn't provide a mirror to see the results, you can always just glance up to see how your newly trimmed, somewhat boy-like bangs now look.
And in case you're feeling self-conscious about the short boy-do, Mommy will dress you in a sweater with a big "B" on it, just to add to strangers' assumptions that you are a cootie-filled
boy.
Results at
Mommy's Magnificent Mops are guaranteed, or she will send you a long white wig free of charge. Call to book your appointment now!
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