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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

The Next Shirley Temple

Trying to become the next Shirley Temple isn't easy. It takes hours of hard training every single day. This is my tap dancing regimen:

1. Wear pink jelly sandals for optimal tap sound and style.
2. Place kitchen mat on back deck for the best dance surface.
3. No need for music - use nature sounds (birds chirping, pugs snorting, snarling and barking) as your soundtrack.
4. Bounce, wave arms wildly, and tap your little heart away.


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