FUGITIVE NAME: Charlotte Elise
ALIAS: Cutie Pie, Charlie
KNOWN DISGUISES: Mommy's brown
sunglasses
LAST SEEN: After naptime in a small town in PA
WANTED ON MULTIPLE CHARGES:
CHARGE #1:
Unrolling and stealing toilet paper
CHARGE #2:
Aiding in the escape of a convicted prisoner
CHARGE #3:
Breaking and entering drawers, then stealing the contents
GETAWAY VEHICLE:
Last seen on a blue 2006 Rockin' Puppy
Fugitive is considered armed with a dangerously adorable face. Do not approach unless you want to fall under her spell.If you come in contact with this fugitive, immediately call her mommy.
1 comment:
I painted on a mustache, hat and overcoat and recognized this fugitive from a poster in the Kingston Post Office - police have been called - mother seems to be on the lam as well - cannot locate.
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