http://charlottesweblink.blogspot.com/2006/07/americas-most-wanted.html
Emmet (the convict that I helped to escape) and I had been on the lam for months when a very cranky pug named Trixie turned us in. We were sent immediately to the clink.
As you can see, I quickly tired of my cellmate. Emmet is now serving time in a maximum security pugitentiary.
As for me, I am currently in solitary confinement until I can learn how to use an "inside voice" - apparently my loud voice disturbs the other inmates.
Hopefully they'll give me a haircut when I get out of isolation.
Day Two in the Big House
They brought me out of solitary confinement and threw me back in a cell with Emmet. As part of my punishment for being loud, they informed me that I had to stay in the cell with Emmet (who is experiencing 'tinkle' issues because of the stress of being locked up - hence, the diaper.) So now I am adjusting to prison life with an unruly, diaper clad pug who snores like a...well, like a pug. How I manage to look cute despite all of this is amazing.
See you in three to five.
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