I, Charlotte Elise, do hereby declare 2007 The Year of the Dog.
Mommy says that according to the Chinese horoscope, the Year of the Dog ends in mid-February. I have decided to extend the Year of the Dog to include all 12 months of 2007 (besides, the Year of the Pig starts in February. Who needs that? How cuddly and fun to hug could a pig be?!)
In the Year of the Dog, it is essential for everyone to...
...give a bear hug to every dog you encounter
...help a dog look cute and beg for food in the kitchen
...help a dog stay clean by bathing him (if he doesn't like baths, a simple wipe-down with a paper towel is sufficient)
...let a sleeping dog lie
...referee meal times so that each dog can enjoy his own meal in peace
...take a dog on a walk, even if it is just around the kitchen
...let all dogs know you love them, even if he is a stuffed breed
...offer lots of nutritious snacks (including those from the toilet paper food group)
...provide plenty of structured games for your dogs to play together (and then scream really loudly to let them know they're getting too rowdy)
Happy New Dog Year!!!
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