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Dr. McCutie

Move over, Doogie Howser, M.D. I now hold the title for youngest physician EVER. At only two and a half years old, I have already earned TWO medical degrees and am owner of a thriving private practice in Pennsylvania.

I became inspired to be a doctor when my cool Aunt Janelle (that's DOCTOR Evans to you!!) gave me these sweet scrubs with "Dr Charlotte" embroidered on them. While a very cool fashion statement, I felt as though I had to live up to my new outfit. Off to medical school I went...

I was top of my class at John Hopkids University School of Medicine and went on to become chief resident at Seattle Grace Hospital - yes, Dr. McDreamy is really that McDreamy in real life. He wasn't quite as McSmart in neurosurgery until he met me, though!!

Here is one of my regular patients, Big Head Barbie. She is a bit of a hypochondriac, so I see her in my office a lot.

Once again, Barbie, I'm not hearing any brain activity...

There's nothing that a shot in the eye won't fix!

Your ears look clear. You could have chosen cuter earrings, but other than that, I see no sign of illness.




Your blood pressure is zero over zero. At least you are consistent.

You have no temperature, either. And by no temperature, I mean that your body literally registers no temperature.

Just as I suspected. You don't need any prescription to feel better - all you need is a great blow out!


My second degree is in ophthalmology.

Can't see? Come see me!!

Did I forget to mention that I have a third degree? It's a medical degree, but not for treating humans. I am also a veterinarian.

My medical / veterinary practice treats humans in the morning and animals in the afternoon. This is one of my regulars, Emmet Otter.

Hmmmm. This is concerning. All I hear is a bunch of gurgling and snorting.

I am so good that I make all of my own appointments. Real doctors don't need office assistants!

It is vital to the health of my patients, human and animal, that I pretend to wash my hands at the sink between every appointment.

How does a physician / ophthalmologist / veterinarian unwind after a long day of seeing patients? By enjoying a delicious fake ice cream cone, of course!!

If you're feeling ill, need a blow out, can't see with clarity, or have a pet in need of medical attention, give me a call!

Dr. Charlotte McCutie, MD, DO, DVM

My Funny Valentine

Last Wednesday when Mommy came to pick me up at school, all she heard on the long walk back to my classroom were stories of a rendezvous that I had with a boy in my class, Hayden (or Haydie Hayden as I call him).

This is the story Mommy heard from numerous teachers (she has to go by their account, since I'll never tell!!) : After morning snack, Hayden took me by the hand and led me to the clubhouse in the back of the room. Hayden sat me down, put his arm around me, and we began to chat. We chatted for a minute or two, then we became silent and sat in the clubhouse, just looking at each other for about ten more minutes. Haydie Hayden kept his arm around me the whole time.

Our teachers were so amused that they took this photo and called other teachers in to observe our little 'date.' After a while, we decided we were finished with our rendezvous and joined the rest of our class in the play area.

I'll never reveal what we really talked about - a girl shouldn't kiss and tell!

GO GIANTS!!!

When Mommy took me to bed tonight during halftime, she told me that when I woke up, the Giants would be Super Bowl Champs. Daddy laughed at her. He's not laughing now!!! He's a very happy boy!

Yay Giants!!!!