Charlotte, member of the Funcratic Party (Vice Presidential Candidate - Elmo), will spend your tax dollars wisely. She will only buy chic and stylish outfits for work, and she will only shop twice a week.
Charlotte is committed to saving the environment. She will only drive vehicles with good gas mileage (and with good 'cute value.')
Charlotte will not waste your money by buying expensive bottled water at work. She gets her nourishment right from the tap.
Charlotte will take time to listen to the little people. She will always lend a caring ear to those in need.
With Lancaster County as part of her district, she will support local dairy farmers by consuming large amounts of milk with her breakfast...
...and during her lunch breaks.
Charlotte does not shop at high end boutiques like some of her opponents. She shops where her people shop - the mall and Target. And she waits for the sales, just like her people do, to keep her lifestyle in the 'real world' where her constituents reside.
Charlotte is in favor of tightening our borders. She believes that illegal alien-looking pets need to be kept out.
I'm Charlotte Elise, and I approve this message.
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