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Sunday, July 30, 2006

America's Most Wanted


FUGITIVE NAME: Charlotte Elise

ALIAS: Cutie Pie, Charlie

KNOWN DISGUISES: Mommy's brown
sunglasses

LAST SEEN: After naptime in a small town in PA






WANTED ON MULTIPLE CHARGES:


CHARGE #1:

Unrolling and stealing toilet paper






CHARGE #2:

Aiding in the escape of a convicted prisoner



























CHARGE #3:

Breaking and entering drawers, then stealing the contents






GETAWAY VEHICLE:

Last seen on a blue 2006 Rockin' Puppy








Fugitive is considered armed with a dangerously adorable face. Do not approach unless you want to fall under her spell.

If you come in contact with this fugitive, immediately call her mommy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I painted on a mustache, hat and overcoat and recognized this fugitive from a poster in the Kingston Post Office - police have been called - mother seems to be on the lam as well - cannot locate.